The Superintendent

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"The Superintendent"

Username: "IIIIlll" Bungie.net profile All forum posts Signature: "Keep it clean!"

Sept 19, 7:07pm PT

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• Bungie.net news post (direct link)

KEEP IT CLEAN

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> CLASSIFIED SIGNALS ARCHIVE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ OPENED PER OFFICIAL REQUEST [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

\ SOURCE: URBAN INFRASTRUCTURE A.I. [SUPERINTENDENT]

\ RECEPIENT: PROWLER “TOKYO RULES” [COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]

>> NOTATION KEYWORD SEARCH: “EMERGENCY” “DATA” “CORRUPTION”

>> (...) ~ QUERY RUNNING

>> (..)

>> (.) \ VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLOWS...

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMERGENCY!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We know. Personnel are en route. Can you--”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “DETOUR! PROCEED WITH CAUTION!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “--put Kinsler on the line?”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: [UNITELIGIBLE > DOG GROWLING(?)]

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Sorry, what?”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “BE A HERO! REPORT VIOLATORS!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Oh, come on... ”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “METROPOLITAN EMER--!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Listen. We have a report of core data corruption.”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I need you to upload your--”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PARDON OUR DUST!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YOUR TAX DOLLARS AT WORK!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER] “--logs for the last twenty-four hours!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “KEEP IT CLEAN!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: [UNINTELIGIBLE > PROFANITY (?)]

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “We're sending a team, alright?”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Until they arrive, all additional comm needs to route through me.”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “Repeat and acknowledge.”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “OBEY POSTED LIMITS!”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “YIELD TO UPHILL TRAFFIC!”

[COMM.DUTY.OFFICER]: “I'll take that as a ‘yes’...”

[SUPERINTENDENT]: “PLEASE REMAIN CALM!”

\ ~ QUERY COMPLETE

\ ARCHIVE CLOSED \>

• Sidenote: KEEP IT CLEAN appeared in Halo:CE posted on a board in the Pillar of Autumn [1] (credit: 'The BS Police')

Sept 22 7:07pm PT

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• Bungie.net news post (direct link)

PARDON OUR DUST

<\\> UNSC OFFICE OF NAVAL INTELLIGENCE

<\\> TAC-OPS LOGISTICS DATABASE [ONI.SEC.PRTCL-1A]

<\ * PRIORITY! * RESOURCE RE-ALLOCATION REQUEST

>> SENT: [DARE.V.500341(S1)]

>> RECEIVED: HEAVY CRUISER “SAY MY NAME” [SMN.ACTUAL]

\ PARTIAL VTT TRANSCRIPT AS FOLLOWS...

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “The situation on the ground isn’t my concern.”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I understand, Admiral. But I need --”

[EXPLOSION (4.0098s)]

[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > PANIC(?)]

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Empty archer pods six through twelve!”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Ready the MAC, and come about!”

[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > INSUBORDINATION(?)]

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “It may have passed us, Lieutenant, but it’s still in range.”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Come about. And shoot it in the ass.”

[EXPLOSION (2.3482s)]

[STATIC (3.8761s)]

[SMN.UNKNOWN]:[UNINTELLIGIBLE > COMPLIANCE(?)]

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Admiral, about my squad?”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ve forwarded their NCO’s name to your --”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Enough, Captain!”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive this attack..."

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “I will deploy per my orders from Fleet HQ!”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Sir. I don’t report to Fleet.”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “And the men I want? Now they don’t either.”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Please. Read my request.”

[STATIC (2.8179s)]

[EXPLOSION (3.0194s)]

[STATIC (7.4501s)]

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Didn’t think you S1 types ever left your cave.”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “Desperate times...”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “Alright, Captain. You’ve got your squad.”

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “If I survive the attack."

[EXPLOSION (2.9016s)]

[SMN.ACTUAL]: “And right now? That’ll take a genuine act of God.”

[DARE.V.500341(S1)]: “I’ll see what I can do.”

\ ~ REQUEST COMPLETE

\ DATABASE CLOSED \>

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