Jonas Volman

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* Author of "[[The Castaway Theory]]"
 
* Author of "[[The Castaway Theory]]"
 
* Upcoming novel: "[[The Places the Earth Stands Still]]"
 
* Upcoming novel: "[[The Places the Earth Stands Still]]"
* Age: 58
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* Age: 58 (born in 1949)
* Status: Single
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* Location: 'The Midwest'
 
* Location: 'The Midwest'
 
* Friends: [[Thomas Sanatos]], [[Joanne Sanatos]], [[David George]]
 
* Friends: [[Thomas Sanatos]], [[Joanne Sanatos]], [[David George]]
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Interacting with Jonas (a chat bot) on MSN Messenger revealed various bits of information (programmed responses).  Most significantly:
 
Interacting with Jonas (a chat bot) on MSN Messenger revealed various bits of information (programmed responses).  Most significantly:
 
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{|class="quote"
:Where have you been?
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::''Doing research for my new book.''
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What are you working on?
:What is your new book?
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:''A new book.''
::''The Places the Earth Stands Still.''
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Where have you been?
:Where does the earth stand still?
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:''Doing research for my new book.''
::''Would you like to see one of these locations?''
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What is your new book?
:Yes
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:''The Places the Earth Stands Still.''
::''This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?78/0 ''
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What is the book about?
 
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:''The new book expands on the castaway theory.''
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Where does the earth stand still?
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:''Would you like to see one of these locations?''
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Yes
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:''This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?78/0 ''
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|}
 
This URL redirects the browser to [[Server 04]]'s [[Bounce Path Control]] page, where users enter keys to unlock the server.
 
This URL redirects the browser to [[Server 04]]'s [[Bounce Path Control]] page, where users enter keys to unlock the server.
  
 
Additionally...
 
Additionally...
 
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{|class="quote"
:are you married?
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::[person's username], ''we've chatted for a while already so you're starting to get to know me. Do you think I am married?''
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----
:no
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What are you?
::''I like being not married!
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:''I am a Professor of Genetics.''
:--
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<b> This could be a fault in the bot's response as he says the responce, so take it with a grain of salt</b>
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What do you do?
:What do you know about the forrunners?
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:''I am an independent research in the field of genetics.''
::''quite a bit.''
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:Can you tell me?
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What is your focus?
::''I will not.''
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:''What I focus on? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.
:please?
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----
::''It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't.''
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How old are you?
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:''58''
:How old are you?
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::''58''
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Are you a member of the Society of the Ancients?
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:''Society of the Ancients? No. But a friend of mine founded the society.''
:Where are you?
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or
::''The Midwest''
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:''No. But a friend of mine founded the group back in the 90's.''
:Where in the Midwest?
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::''A small little town.  It doesn't really matter.''
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Where are you?
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:''The Midwest''
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Where in the Midwest?
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:''A small little town.  It doesn't really matter.''
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What are you doing in the Midwest?
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:''Running a few tests. I should be getting back to them actually.''
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Do you know Thomas Sanatos?
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:''He is a good friend of mine. Do you know him?''
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Yes
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:''He and I worked together for years.''
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(or) No
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:''He is a good man and a brilliant scientist. Absolutely brilliant.''
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I know Thomas Sanatos.
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:''Thomas? How do you know Thomas?''
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|}

Latest revision as of 07:03, 1 September 2007

Jonas Volman

Interaction

via profvol49

Interacting with Jonas (a chat bot) on MSN Messenger revealed various bits of information (programmed responses). Most significantly:

What are you working on?

A new book.

Where have you been?

Doing research for my new book.

What is your new book?

The Places the Earth Stands Still.

What is the book about?

The new book expands on the castaway theory.

Where does the earth stand still?

Would you like to see one of these locations?

Yes

This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?78/0

This URL redirects the browser to Server 04's Bounce Path Control page, where users enter keys to unlock the server.

Additionally...


What are you?

I am a Professor of Genetics.

What do you do?

I am an independent research in the field of genetics.

What is your focus?

What I focus on? Plenty of good things, I assure you, but I can't enter into details.

How old are you?

58

Are you a member of the Society of the Ancients?

Society of the Ancients? No. But a friend of mine founded the society.

or

No. But a friend of mine founded the group back in the 90's.

Where are you?

The Midwest

Where in the Midwest?

A small little town. It doesn't really matter.

What are you doing in the Midwest?

Running a few tests. I should be getting back to them actually.

Do you know Thomas Sanatos?

He is a good friend of mine. Do you know him?

Yes

He and I worked together for years.

(or) No

He is a good man and a brilliant scientist. Absolutely brilliant.

I know Thomas Sanatos.

Thomas? How do you know Thomas?
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