Jonas Volman
From Halo
Jonas Volman
- Author of "The Castaway Theory"
- Upcoming novel: "The Places the Earth Stands Still"
- Age: 58
- Location: 'The Midwest'
- Friends: Thomas Sanatos, Joanne Sanatos, David George
- IM: profvol49[splat]hotmail.com (MSN Messenger)
Interaction
via profvol49
Interacting with Jonas (a chat bot) on MSN Messenger revealed various bits of information (programmed responses). Most significantly:
- Where have you been?
- Doing research for my new book.
- What is your new book?
- The Places the Earth Stands Still.
- Where does the earth stand still?
- Would you like to see one of these locations?
- Yes
- This will help get you there. Click here ---> http://af.rdir.us/ct?78/0
This URL redirects the browser to Server 04's Bounce Path Control page, where users enter keys to unlock the server.
Additionally...
- are you married?
- [person's username], we've chatted for a while already so you're starting to get to know me. Do you think I am married?
- no
- I like being not married!
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- What do you know about the forrunners?
- quite a bit.
- Can you tell me?
- I will not.
- please?
- It's very good to be polite, but if I can't I can't.
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- How old are you?
- 58
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- Where are you?
- The Midwest
- Where in the Midwest?
- A small little town. It doesn't really matter.
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